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Bear: "right, time for a history lesson." Dinosaur: "gimme a break."

Bear: "today's topic is the natural confectionery co."

Dinosaur: "i'm listening."

Bear: "the natural confectionery co. came about when a very little man in australia had a very big idea...in australia"

Dinosaur: "wait, was the idea very big or was it just very close, thus appearing very big?"

Bear: "it was massive." Dinosaur: "Okay."

Bear: "the little man wondered... 'what if I made a jelly sweets that didn't have all the artificial colours and flavours you usually get in jellies?'"

Dinosaur: "but surely a sweet can't be delicious without maltodextrin, trisodium citrate or e147? "

Bear: "apparently, it can." Dinosaur: "and did people like these sweets?"

Bear: "big time son. big time. they became so popular that people all around the world started to want them."

Dinosaur: "is that how we came to be here in the Republic of Ireland?" Bear: "yes it is. the good people at Cadbury brought us over."

Dinosaur: "cadbury must be some sort of confectionery charity right? whose mission is to bring delicious sweets to disadvantaged sweet lovers the world over?"

Bear: "in a way, yes." Dinosaur: "touché!" Bear: "touché?" Dinosaur: "not touché?" Bear: "way off."